Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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