Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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