while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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