she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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