we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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