I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am naked and annoyed.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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