The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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