what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
