I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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