roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Are we still banned from the library?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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