time to smoke my breakfast
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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