So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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