She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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