let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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