I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Let's paint friendship bongs
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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