That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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