Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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