How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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