? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
there is glitter all over my balls
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