after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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