He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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