please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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