just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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