Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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