Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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