you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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