just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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