She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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