Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
His nipple licking is glorious
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