uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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