I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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