just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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