You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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