I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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