i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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