Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Blood and glitter go together right?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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