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I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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