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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My first STD was from a foam party

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(206): View more from Washington

Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.

(425): View more from Washington

i'm in love

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(651): View more from Minnesota

if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.

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(518): View more from New York

All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss

(301): View more from Maryland

OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?

(518): View more from New York

Doritoesssssss

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(520): View more from Arizona

He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.

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(810): View more from Michigan

He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!

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(336): View more from North Carolina

dude pick up your phone

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything

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