I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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