I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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