omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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