# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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