these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Randomize
