some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
a search helicopter?!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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