I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
