There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My cat gives me a boner
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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