i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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