i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I can't put those talents on a resume
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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