it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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