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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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