so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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