i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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